The advent of the Web arguably represents the greatest advance in the facilitation of free speach since the invention of the printing press. Although criticisms have often been levelled that any random crazy Joe can go on-line and publish a load of complete and utter drivel, some material can be particularly striking in being self-evidently true. The revelations of Our Lord Kelvin, forming the basis of the One True Religion, Kelvinism, is a case in point. Where else can His Holy Words of Wisdom (such as "X-rays will prove to be a hoax.", "With three parameters, I can fit an elephant.", and "I can state flatly that heavier than air flying machines are impossible.") be found? After meditating upon His Words, it is clealr that one must pay no head to the lies of the Thermic Relativists ever again!

The true nature of society can be further understood, when one becomes enlightened as to the truth regarding Scary Squirrels. Needless to say, such little-reported goings on are already documented by the near-omniscient Web, such as in high impact e-journals like the Fortean Times.

Worried whether any of the above might not be 100% true? Reassure yourself that they are not just Urban Legends and Folklore.

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